“Various shots of gorgeous 1940s glamour girls in swimsuits and high heels using exercise machines in a gym. The machines are “the latest mechanized units” of the kind that massage away lumps and bumps (supposedly) on legs, tummies and bottoms. Great footage for showing exercising machines and typical 1940s swimsuits and hairstyles. Fast swing music on soundtrack.
Final shots show the girls using a variety of exercise apparatus including exercise bike, rowing machine and a kind of rotating tombola that seems to be massaging a girl’s stomach and nether regions – fancy!”
British Pathé FILM ID: 1212.11
Dad Had Moves
(Grand) Reopening
I am currently going through the thousands of past posts and will be publishing some (hopefully most?) back to public. I’m also going to be writing in this space again.
Why?
I think I can be a better recorder of my thoughts in my 40’s and I’m curious to see what I will blog about. That’s it. Anywho, after an almost 4-year hiatus, the blog is reopening.
The Saucier
I’m making sauces. This week I made a béchamel with broccoli for stuffed chicken and a spoon-licking dijon velouté for some braised bone-in pork chops. It’s getting chef-y.
Saucin’ it up is where it’s at and I’m ready to learn. We’ll start with the basics, refer to the sauce tree, and move into some daughter sauces like Supréme.
The 5 Mother Sauces
Béchamel: Roux + Dairy (traditionally milk or cream)
Velouté: Roux + White Stock (traditionally chicken, but also vegetable or fish)
Espagnole: Roux + Brown Stock (traditionally veal or beef)
Tomato: Roux + Tomatoes (or, go the Italian route by skipping the roux and simply reducing tomatoes over medium-low heat until thick)
Hollandaise: Egg Yolks + Clarified Melted Butter + Acid (like lemon juice or white wine)

It’s Raining
iOS 15 brings us ambient sound and all I want is rain.

I made a quick and dirty shortcut to… make it rain.

Changing the output sound before turning on ensures I only get what I want, which is rain.

Takes on the Gadsen
Not For Broadcast
NOBODY: “Hey, how are you? What have you been up to?”
ME: “Not much, just playing a nightly news propaganda simulator where I purposefully show disturbing ads of children’s toys. You?”
How Old is that STL Building?
Interactive map to determine the age of parcels/buildings in Saint Louis.

The Same Cart
“When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way. Their movement becomes headlong – faster and faster and faster. They put aside all thought of obstacles and forget that a precipice does not show itself to the man in a blind rush until it’s too late.”
~Frank Herbert, Dune
Yacht Rock: Religious Experience
Yacht Rock is a MOOD and when this Kenny Loggins album cover is on my Carplay screen I let jesus take the wheel.
Eddie Money, Toto, Hall & Oates. Gimme that stuff. All of it.
Suppurate
sup·pu·rate
verb
verb: suppurate; past tense: suppurated; present participle: suppurating
1. to produce or discharge pus, as a wound; fester.
–“The abnormal can be left, for news of it will inevitably rise like a suppurating boil.”
Synonyms: maturate, discharge, ooze
2020 Atlantic Hurricane Name List
It’s the official start of the Atlantic hurricane season.
Here are the 2020 Atlantic hurricane names:
Arthur
Bertha
Cristobal
Dolly
Edouard
Fay
Gonzalo
Hanna
Isaias
Josephine
Kyle
Laura
Marco
Nana
Omar
Paulette
Rene
Sally
Teddy
Vicky
Wilfred
2019 Atlantic Hurricane Name List
It’s the official start of the Atlantic hurricane season.
Here are the 2019 Atlantic hurricane names:
Andrea
Barry
Chantal
Dorian
Erin
Fernand
Gabrielle
Humberto
Imelda
Jerry
Karen
Lorenzo
Melissa
Nestor
Olga
Pablo
Rebekah
Sebastien
Tanya
Van
Wendy
2018 Atlantic Hurricane Name List
It’s the official start of the Atlantic hurricane season.
Here are the 2018 Atlantic hurricane names:
Alberto
Beryl
Chris
Debby
Ernesto
Florence
Gordon
Helene
Isaac
Joyce
Kirk
Leslie
Michael
Nadine
Oscar
Patty
Rafael
Sara
Tony
Valerie
William
2017’s End
It was a busy year.
I spent the year doing this stuff:
Life:
Our son had his second birthday and started pre-school. Our daughter turned 15 and started high school! We are definitely still budgeting. We got a new car. We placed 120 orders on Amazon in 2017. I put 5,047 miles on my Mazda CX-7. We are still members of the Saint Louis Zoo, got a yearly pass to Grant’s Farm, and members of the Magic House. We’ve renewed all but The Magic House for 2018. It was the year of the yard and house around here.
Our old deck was taking up a large portion of the yard and becoming overgrown.
So, we had it removed and put up a fence on the north side of the yard.
We were initially going to create a soft playground surface with mulch and so seeded up to the division fence. Seed came in amazingly and then an area was damaged by concrete installation. 🙁
Ultimately, we decided to finish the rest with sod.
Then, we put this monolith up on the sodded area. Also, you can see we stained the fence. My grass looks brown here. We had a hard summer, but it rebounded in the fall beautifully.
We put in two new slabs of concrete.
We painted the house from a gross yellow to a nice taupe.
We also got new gutters and had a grape trellis installed for this coming year. I’ve secured new grow boxes for 2018 and will have a huge garden with automated watering! We even got a new grill, gas and permanently mounted in the ground. Our little plot of paradise gets better every year.
My wife and I both got new jobs! She is now a VP at a large banking company and I now work IT for our local school district. Our QoL is much better!
Travel:
In January, we took the kids to Walt Disney World. My wife took our son to Treasure Island with her mom and sister in October for some beach time. In December, I took our daughter to Florida to visit my parents in Vero Beach and for one day at Disney World. We rode the new rides in Pandora at Animal Kingdom!
Tech, Software & Gaming:
I’m still using Arq to backup the house. My work-provided Google Drive is currently holding 752 GB from all machines.
Wife got a new Macbook Air. We replaced the Amazon Echo Dot with a Google Home Mini. I had to put a new HDD in my iMac as the original failed. We got a new Nikon D5600 DSLR. I got an Apple Watch 3 LTE and it’s honestly the BEST piece of tech I have purchased in a long time. After having one, I cannot believe I lived for so long without one. I built a new media server, on which we are running Plex, Sonarr, and Radarr. In my initial config, I used Linux. I never got the hang of it with it’s strange permission requirements for drives and ultimately switched to Windows 10 Pro. It’s been rock solid and pretty hands-free. I’m very happy with the set up and the lack of maintenance required. It just works!
I am still playing The Long Dark. At 2017’s end, I had 796 hours logged. As of now, I have 997 hrs on record.
I also spent the year playing Inside, Emily is Away, Emily is Away Too (AIM chat simulator games. holy crap. want more.), Stardew Valley (137 hrs), Factorio (84 hrs), and The Flame in the Flood on PC. I got a Nintendo Switch and played Breath of the Wild (152 hrs), Super Mario Odyssey, Stardew Valley, Golf Story, Mario Kart 8, and Overcooked co-op.
TV:
Atypical
Blue Planet II
Dark
The Handmaid’s Tale
Mr. Robot
Planet Earth II
Red Oaks
Music:
I got heavily into vinyl, though I have been a major slacker updating my vinyl collection page. I hope to get them all cataloged soon. My favorite acquired records are Jazz Loves Disney (vols 1 and 2) and Ray Conniff’s We Wish You A Merry Christmas, which is the album my dad played for us growing up.
Books:
I’m still using my Kindle Voyage & Calibre to read.
2017 was a great year. Big plans for 2018.